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Post  Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:00 pm

two guys playing golf, one bloke suddenly stops and takes his hat off and watches a funeral car go past, the other guy says "that was a really nice thing to do", the first guy answers, "well we were married for 20 years".lol!

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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:01 pm

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heartsandminds wrote:two guys playing golf, one bloke suddenly stops and takes his hat off and watches a funeral car go past, the other guy says "that was a really nice thing to do", the first guy answers, "well we were married for 20 years".lol!


lol! lol!



The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
lol! lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:04 pm

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lol! lol!



The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
lol! lol!


lol!...love that...

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