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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:55 pm

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:25 pm

2 one liners =  ____________________________

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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:20 pm

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept Post your One liners - Page 2 Scared19
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:11 pm

@feelthelove wrote:For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept Post your One liners - Page 2 Scared19
Get ahead   Get a hat
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:12 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:Get ahead   Get a hat
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
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Post  nicko on Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:34 pm

a stitch in time~~~~~
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:03 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:58 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:13 pm

Post your One liners - Page 2 Holy_c10 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"  Post your One liners - Page 2 Cow_mi11 ROFL 
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:18 pm

@feelthelove wrote:Post your One liners - Page 2 Holy_c10 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"  Post your One liners - Page 2 Cow_mi11 ROFL 
(no comment)  Grinning Grinning 


I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:22 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:(no comment)  Grinning Grinning 


I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Spoil sport ROFL 

Ok what about this one.....Post your One liners - Page 2 Eggs_f10 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Post your One liners - Page 2 Chicke11
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:28 pm

@feelthelove wrote:Spoil sport ROFL 

Ok what about this one.....Post your One liners - Page 2 Eggs_f10 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Post your One liners - Page 2 Chicke11
( I have several suspicions )  Grinning 


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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:25 pm

Never Forgive, Never forget



It could almost become the forum motto wink

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:20 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:Practice what you preach.ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
If at first you don't succeed,   give up !!!   surprise
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:40 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:
 Percy Veering is a didge dodge.ROFL 
Had me scratching my head there for a sec.    Grinning
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:57 pm

I was always taking notes at my last job,
but then they checked the till.    head bang 




( Does the pig in the 'ebony and ivory'  thingy remind  you of some politician ???? )


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Post  Bert Assirati on Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:32 pm

Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:48 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
tell him you have 'knee problems'.
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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:09 pm

a few rock and roll one liners

the cheque is in the post

I promise not to cum in your mouth

we'll fix it in the mix

Of course you sound great.

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Post  Guest on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:13 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
Not amused Keith.

That was my people who died last night.

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:21 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
Not my 'red'   Sis Mary   Wow 



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