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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:53 pm

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Re: Post your One liners

Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:55 pm

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:25 pm

2 one liners =  ____________________________

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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:20 pm

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept 
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:11 pm

@feelthelove wrote:For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept 
Get ahead   Get a hat
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:12 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:Get ahead   Get a hat
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
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Post  nicko on Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:34 pm

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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:03 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:58 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:13 pm

 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"   ROFL 
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:18 pm

@feelthelove wrote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"   ROFL 
(no comment)  Grinning Grinning 


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Post  feelthelove on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:22 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:(no comment)  Grinning Grinning 


I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Spoil sport ROFL 

Ok what about this one..... 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:28 pm

@feelthelove wrote:Spoil sport ROFL 

Ok what about this one..... 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 
( I have several suspicions )  Grinning 


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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:25 pm

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It could almost become the forum motto wink

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:20 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:Practice what you preach.ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
If at first you don't succeed,   give up !!!   surprise
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:40 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:
 Percy Veering is a didge dodge.ROFL 
Had me scratching my head there for a sec.    Grinning
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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:57 pm

I was always taking notes at my last job,
but then they checked the till.    head bang 




( Does the pig in the 'ebony and ivory'  thingy remind  you of some politician ???? )


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Post  Bert Assirati on Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:32 pm

Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:48 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
tell him you have 'knee problems'.
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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:09 pm

a few rock and roll one liners

the cheque is in the post

I promise not to cum in your mouth

we'll fix it in the mix

Of course you sound great.

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Post  Guest on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:13 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
Not amused Keith.

That was my people who died last night.

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Post  wyatt1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:21 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.
Not my 'red'   Sis Mary   Wow 



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