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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:53 pm

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A: Melt them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.

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Post  heavenly father on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:43 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:
'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'     Wow
 Bravo

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Post  heavenly father on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:44 pm

They all laughed when i said i was going to become a comedian, no ones laughing now... Grinning

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:08 pm

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?
Where deleting history has become more important than making it




Very true.
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Post  heavenly father on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:25 pm

yesterday i couldn't even spell English teacher, now i are one. surprise

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:09 pm

@heavenly father wrote:yesterday i couldn't even spell English teacher, now i are one. surprise
I don't worry about terrorism,   I was married for two years.    rage
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:50 am

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I don't worry about terrorism,   I was married for two years.    rage
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. 


FACT!!!!
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:31 am

@wyatt1 wrote:
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. 


FACT!!!!
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 
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Post  Bert Assirati on Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:52 pm

The late Sir Bobby Robson said these....

“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket.”

“We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”

“There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil, and that might be the game that they lose.”

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:15 pm

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.   ROFL 
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:54 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.   ROFL 
If I can't take it with me I'm not going.
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