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Post  feelthelove on Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:24 pm

Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
 
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony  a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled buns....  
 
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call Why Ethel Changed Hotels  Phone_10
 
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?
 
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!  Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
 
"I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. 


No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. 


Bring implements, sex toys, rubber, leather whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, stick up my bum and anything else you want to do to me, I'm ready!
 
Now how does that sound?"
 
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press “ 9 ” for an outside line madam."  Why Ethel Changed Hotels  Oops_211


ROFL 
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