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Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  wyatt1 on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:46 pm

DREAMS have no hidden meanings, it has emerged.


Clearly this is just stupid

Researchers believe dreams either have no meaning whatsoever or are painfully obvious, such dreaming about pies after eating a pie.
Psychologist Donna Sheridan said: “We asked volunteers to describe their dreams in as much detail as they could remember, or until the researcher started weeping with boredom.
“Two types of dream emerged. The first was deeply incoherent, like the man who dreamt he urgently needed to buy some food while staying in a vaguely familiar house with his old English teacher and Simon Mayo.
“The subject had no strong feelings about food, his schooldays and particularly Simon Mayo, leading our team of respected psychologists and neuroscientists to conclude that it was bollocks.
“The other type of dream was about real things like buying a house when you’re actually in the process of buying a house, which we termed ‘literal’ or ‘boring’.”
Sheridan said the research had led her to reject the popular Freudian theory that dreams have a symbolic meaning, and she now regarded the subconscious mind as “a big bucket of nonsense”.
Office worker Tom Logan said: “Dreams definitely mean something. Recently I dreamt I was in a cave but I couldn’t find the way out until Konnie Huq led me to a massive meadow and gave me a Blue Peter badge.
“This was obviously a dream about change, so I left my wife and now I’m sleeping in my car while I find out if Konnie’s going to press charges for sending her all those pictures of my cock.”



http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/dreams-either-obvious-or-idiotic-2013101680397



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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Bert Assirati on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:57 pm

And who the hell believes psychologists?

I used to attend art therapy with a psychologist and she was so up tight, so I rented a gorilla fancy dress costume and attended the next session whilst wearing it.

You know what.... we did the whole group session and nobody including the psychologist mentioned the bleed'n ape getup.

And they say I'm mad.

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Little Girl Lost on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:58 pm

what the f**k is art thereapy?

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  gerber on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:59 pm

Deja vu......................Could I eat a doughnut........................
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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Bert Assirati on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:02 am

Little Girl Lost wrote:what the f**k is art thereapy?
It's where they teach you how to spell using pictures.

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Little Girl Lost on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:05 am

this thread has become a riddle to me lol!

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  gerber on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:18 am

Little Girl Lost wrote:this thread has become a riddle to me lol!
Where are your sheep , or is your tuffet missing ?
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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Bert Assirati on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:20 am

gerber wrote:Where are your sheep , or is your tuffet missing ?
I say.... shaven!

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  gerber on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:36 am

Ulrich von Liechtenstein wrote:I say.... shaven!
Poor Shaun
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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  ALLAKAKA on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:44 am

I had a  dream in where I ran over Didge and then woke up ..............
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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  guest... on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:50 am

ALLAKAKA wrote:I had a  dream in where I ran over Didge and then woke up ..............

So not only violence on the brain, violence in your dreams to boot, very interesting or should I say disturbing?

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Re: Dreams either obvious or idiotic

Post  Bert Assirati on Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:48 am

I dream of women with big bussombers, bikinis, playing golf, dogs, ice cream, swimming in pee and driving a fast car.

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