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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:33 am

A man was forced to call the emergency services after a toilet roll holder got stuck up his bottom at his house in Newport, South Wales.
The unidentified man was reportedly unable to move and decided to dial 999 from his mobile phone.
Firemen then removed the object, with paramedics providing medical attention at the scene.
The Fire Brigades Union in Wales is quoted by the Mirror as saying: ”We do have to deal with wacky things.
‘Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: “I can’t top that”.
‘To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me.’


http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/02/man-rings-999-after-getting-toilet-roll-holder-stuck-up-his-bottom-4209876/


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Post  Flap Zappa on Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:01 am

how do you accidentally sit on one of those.

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Post  Guest on Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:03 am

Flap Gallagher wrote:how do you accidentally sit on one of those.
I personally try to give people the benefit of the doubt.

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Post  Flap Zappa on Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:09 am

Evening Tea wrote:
Flap Gallagher wrote:how do you accidentally sit on one of those.
I personally try to give people the benefit of the doubt.
very fair of you.

what about these though
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all the benefit in the world will not explain how a light bulb gets up your ass. Except very carefully

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Post  Shady on Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:23 am

This may explain why Didge has been acting so strangely recently.
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Post  mattiducatti on Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:30 am

Flap Gallagher wrote:very fair of you.

what about these though
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all the benefit in the world will not explain how a light bulb gets up your ass. Except very carefully

Maybe while Didge was (again) 'talking out of his arse', he had an idea???


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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:44 pm

Elf n Safety have advised shitters:  " Do NOT  Twerk or  use the incorrect newspaper in the bog.   Also the newspaper should be brought Down to the arse,  Not the arse UP to the newspaper  whilest   Twerking".
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