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ARMAGEDDON! Radio announcer struggles with funny story!

Post  wyatt1 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:07 pm

[size=13.333333015441895]The full story from the Los Angeles Times: [/size]

[size=13.333333015441895]"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.[/size]

[size=13.333333015441895]"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."[/size]

[size=13.333333015441895]At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."[/size]

[size=13.333333015441895]Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.[/size]







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Post  Flap Zappa on Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:46 pm

now that is funny.
no wonder phil is such a grouch

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Post  wyatt1 on Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:32 pm

Flap Gallagher wrote:now that is funny.
no wonder phil is such a grouch
Should he have a firearms licence ???   ROFL  ROFL
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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:33 am

And there I was thinking it was a stick Phil had shoved up his arse
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Post  wyatt1 on Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:06 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:
This is probably the funniest vid I ever listened to.   ROFL ROFL
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