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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:52 pm

Everywhere I have looked today I am confronted by a huge  arse connected to something called a Kardashian or something,  what species of revolting alien is it and is it contagious ???
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Post  Flix on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:22 pm

Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic, on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:35 pm

@Flix wrote:Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic,  on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.
She's  made a right arse of herself there !  Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

If womankind looked like that I think I would begin to look favourably on "Catty" (God help me)  affraid affraid
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:33 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:
She's  made a right arse of herself there !  Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

If womankind looked like that I think I would begin to look favourably on "Catty" (God help me)  affraid affraid




 Be careful what you wish for this close to Christmas , ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:03 pm

@ALLAKAKA wrote:




 Be careful what you wish for this close to Christmas , ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
Oh bugger!! I forgot that   affraid affraid   ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:15 pm

 Watch out theres a    about. 
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:39 pm

@ALLAKAKA wrote: Watch out theres a    about. 

surprise surprise
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Post  Smelly_bandit on Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:14 pm

@Flix wrote:Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic,  on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.

same reason why lefties are such lunatics

celebrities are surrounded by arse licking sycophants who enable and support all their hedonistic wants and desires to the degree that even the most depraved and bizarre thought processes and behavioral patterns become normal, and so they live in a fabricated reality surrounded by unrealistic expectations of what they have come to think the world should be, as a result their perspective of reality has become distorted due to being surrounded by delusional realities and the utter lack of restriction, opposing opinion or boundaries creates a one sided view on everything to such a severe degree that the idea of shaving ones eyebrows and writing "cock" acorss their foreheads will seem a good idea so long as its in the interest of self gratification

take heart in the fact that when the zombie nations rises up, the kardashians and their ilk will become very useful commodities  - to be used as bait whilst more useful people escape
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Post  Flix on Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:29 pm

What a good idea, I really couldn't thnk of anything they could be good for myself.

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:12 pm

@Flix wrote:What a good idea, I really couldn't thnk of anything they could be good for myself.
We could use it to block the Channel Tunnel if the need ever arises.  Chill Out
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Post  Flix on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:15 pm

Another good suggestion did you both grow up with the best of Blue Peter? Your ideas are so innovative.

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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:19 pm

@Flix wrote:Another good suggestion did you both grow up with the best of Blue Peter? Your ideas are so innovative.

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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:43 am

it seems that our scat is brands biggest man fan
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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:06 pm

yes scat im jealous of your man crush on russel brand

good one
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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:23 pm

a thorn in the side of the establishment??

ROFL ROFL 

yeah he is a real legend.............................in his own lunchbox

do you think its coincidence that scat rhymes with twat??
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:59 pm

@Smelly_bandit wrote:a thorn in the side of the establishment??

ROFL ROFL 

yeah he is a real legend.............................in his own lunchbox

do you think its coincidence that scat rhymes with twat??

I would imagine that "the establishment" are rather more interested in Brand's predilection for making obscene telephone calls than in his juvenile political views, and that the agenda for the average Cabinet meeting is more likely to include the depth of Theresa May's neckline than the extent of the scruffy so-called comedian's influence on world events.
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Post  mattiducatti on Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:21 pm

Woman complains to her husband that her tits aren't big enough and she wants them bigger.

Husband says that every day she should get a bit of toilet paper and rub it up and down the middle of them and that would make them grow.

She says "surely that won't work"

He says "well it worked for your arse didn't it!!!"


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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:52 pm

DR Kelly was thorn in the establishments side scat and he was "suicided" that's how the establishment deals with thorns in their side

Russel brand is an world class idiot that the "establishment" doesn't even know exists

i know you love this unwashed drug smoking tree hugging Muslim kissing hippy who is best known for his failed marriage to Katie perry, but lets be serious, most of the people this twat harasses wont even know who he is

they will all be in the politicians bar telling stories about how some hairy chimpanzee bothered them on their way into work
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Post  mattiducatti on Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:11 pm



It's no coincidence he's trying to get a bit of publicity by being a bit outspoken at the moment as he has a shitty book out that nobody wants to buy.....



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Post  Smelly_bandit on Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:00 pm

@mattiducatti wrote:

It's no coincidence he's trying to get a bit of publicity by being a bit outspoken at the moment as he has a shitty book out that nobody wants to buy.....





booky wooky??

yeah my mate got one for a Christmas present - he despises brand as much as i do

he uses it to level his workbench in his shed

true story
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Post  mattiducatti on Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:20 pm


:lol!:


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