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Russell Brand’s revolution to consist mainly of nutters

Post  wyatt1 on Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:40 pm

24-10-14


THE vanguard of Russell Brand’s revolution will be people who are out of their minds, it has been confirmed.
The entertainer has struggled to attract followers, but his suggestion of a US-led conspiracy behind 9/11 has led to thousands of nutters volunteering to overthrow the Bilderberg Group.
Julian Cook, a raving lunatic from Stevenage, said: “Finally I have a leader worthy of replacing the magic banjo that’s been telling me what to do since 1987.
“Now let’s talk about what’s happening on the moon.”
Jane Thompson, a fruitloop from Doncaster, added: “I just hope Russell Brand is not part of a US-led conspiracy to discredit the very idea of a revolution that would destroy capitalism and our stinking, fetid, so-called ‘democracy’.
“Or am I just a fictional character in a spoof news story that’s designed to discredit Russell Brand and is published on some glib fucking website that’s secretly owned by Dick Cheney?
“Bong!”




http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/russell-brands-revolution-to-consist-mainly-of-nutters-2014102492100



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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:11 pm

wyatt1 wrote:24-10-14


THE vanguard of Russell Brand’s revolution will be people who are out of their minds, it has been confirmed.
The entertainer has struggled to attract followers, but his suggestion of a US-led conspiracy behind 9/11 has led to thousands of nutters volunteering to overthrow the Bilderberg Group.
Julian Cook, a raving lunatic from Stevenage, said: “Finally I have a leader worthy of replacing the magic banjo that’s been telling me what to do since 1987.
“Now let’s talk about what’s happening on the moon.”
Jane Thompson, a fruitloop from Doncaster, added: “I just hope Russell Brand is not part of a US-led conspiracy to discredit the very idea of a revolution that would destroy capitalism and our stinking, fetid, so-called ‘democracy’.
“Or am I just a fictional character in a spoof news story that’s designed to discredit Russell Brand and is published on some glib fucking website that’s secretly owned by Dick Cheney?
“Bong!”




http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/russell-brands-revolution-to-consist-mainly-of-nutters-2014102492100



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I wonder why otherwise rational people refer to Brand as "an entertainer."

To anyone with more than two operational brain cells, he is about as "entertaining" as a sprout-fuelled fart in a very small lift.
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Post  wyatt1 on Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:46 pm

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:


I wonder why otherwise rational people refer to Brand as "an entertainer."

To anyone with more than two operational brain cells, he is about as "entertaining" as a sprout-fuelled fart in a very small lift.
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Post  Flap Zappa on Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:45 pm

#SellBrand may be facing a twitter ban after tweeting a journalists phone number to his 8million followers
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:00 pm

Brand is a Gobshite.
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