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Post  Jill on Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:01 pm

A new church opened in the town and the vicar advertised for religious couples to join the church.3 couples responded to this and were interviewed by the vicar..who set them a test of abstaining from sex for 2 weeks...after which they met the vicar again.

The first couple..in their 70s said.."no problems..we never even thought about it"

The second couple in their 40s said.."it was ok after we got through the first week"

The third couple..newly married in their 20s....the young guy said  "we were doing ok until she dropped the paint"

The vicar said"The Paint?"

Yes he said  " She dropped a tin of paint and she bent down to pick it up..well she was wearing a short skirt..she showed all she had..I couldnt resist and we had sex there and then"

The Vicar said "Im afraid you are not welcome in my church after that"

The young guy said..."Thats ok..were not welcome in B & Q anymore either"
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Post  Flap Zappa on Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:43 pm

didn't you say something about smutty when you joined.
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:30 am

@Jill wrote:A new church opened in the town and the vicar advertised for religious couples to join the church.3 couples responded to this and were interviewed by the vicar..who set them a test of abstaining from sex for 2 weeks...after which they met the vicar again.

The first couple..in their 70s said.."no problems..we never even thought about it"

The second couple in their 40s said.."it was ok after we got through the first week"

The third couple..newly married in their 20s....the young guy said  "we were doing ok until she dropped the paint"

The vicar said"The Paint?"

Yes he said  " She dropped a tin of paint and she bent down to pick it up..well she was wearing a short skirt..she showed all she had..I couldnt resist and we had sex there and then"

The Vicar said "Im afraid you are not welcome in my church after that"

The young guy said..."Thats ok..were not welcome in B & Q anymore either"
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