Talking Dog

Talking Dog for Sale.  (Think about it!)

A man sees a sign outside a house-Talking Dog For Sale.
 
[size=24]He rings the bell, the owner appears, and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.[/size]
[size=24]The man sees a very nice Labrador lying there, contentedly gnawing at a bone.[/size]
 
[size=24]" Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.[/size]
[size=24]The Labrador drops the bone and replies,"Yes",[/size]
 
[size=24]After recovering from hearing the dog talk, the man says, " So tell me your story. "[/size]
[size=24]The Labrador looks up and says," Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was a pup, I wanted to help the government, so I approached the SAS. [/size]
[size=24]In no time at all they had me jetting around from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. [/size]
 
[size=24]Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of the most valuable spies for eight years.[/size]
[size=24]"However, jetting around really tired me out, and I knew that I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some [/size]
[size=24]undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening- in. [/size]
 
[size=24]I uncovered some incredible plots and dealings and was awarded several medals.I got married,had a few puppies, and now I have just retired."[/size]
[size=24]The man was amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.[/size]
 
[size=24]" Ten quid," the owner says." Ten quid."[/size]
[size=24]" Ten quid, " says the man." But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why are you selling him so cheaply? "[/size]
 
[size=24]"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden."[/size]

@Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:The old 'uns are still the best.....