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Post  Major on Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:27 pm

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor
comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on
the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and
everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we
couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new
penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an
inch." The man perks up. So, the doctor says, "You must decide how
many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for
over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your
wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she
might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide
to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's
important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The
man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
 
"Yes" says the man.
 
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
 
"We're getting granite kitchen tops."
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Post  Syl on Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:26 pm

Very funny Major....wise decision his wife made. Thumbs up Grinning

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Post  blackie7 on Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:08 pm

@Syl wrote:Very funny Major....wise decision his wife made. Thumbs up Grinning

LOL!

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Post  blackie7 on Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:06 am

@Syl wrote:Very funny Major....wise decision his wife made. Thumbs up Grinning
Penis envy is a man thing Syl ROFL ROFL ROFL
That guys  pecker is bigger than mine so envy kicks in lol!

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