All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES

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All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES

Post  wyatt1 on Mon May 15, 2017 1:40 pm

[*]Pastor Jonathan Mthethwa was attempting to cross Crocodile River on foot
[*]The churchman waded 30 metres into the water when the crocodiles pounced
[*]Witnesses said they were helpless as the crocodiles devoured the cleric 
[*]It is claimed only his sandals and underwear floated to the surface of the water 




[*]'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
'All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.'
 By the time emergency services arrived at the scene, the pastor was already dead.





[*]Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html#ixzz4h8tNgYU7 
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind !!

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Re: All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES

Post  ALLAKAKA on Mon May 15, 2017 3:42 pm

 Please give generously to  '' Walking on water Aid ''  . ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
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Re: All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES

Post  wyatt1 on Mon May 15, 2017 6:35 pm

@ALLAKAKA wrote: Please give generously to  '' Walking on water Aid ''  . ROFL  ROFL  ROFL




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Re: All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES

Post  gelico on Mon May 15, 2017 10:35 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:[*]Pastor Jonathan Mthethwa was attempting to cross Crocodile River on foot
[*]The churchman waded 30 metres into the water when the crocodiles pounced
[*]Witnesses said they were helpless as the crocodiles devoured the cleric 
[*]It is claimed only his sandals and underwear floated to the surface of the water 




[*]'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
'All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.'
 By the time emergency services arrived at the scene, the pastor was already dead.





[*]Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html#ixzz4h8tNgYU7 
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind !!

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I think God expects us to have a smidgen of common sense

Having faith is one thing

He clearly punishes total fuckwittery though

so endeth the lesson
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