Oklahoma City police searching for man who stole $400 worth of beef jerky

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Oklahoma City police searching for man who stole $400 worth of beef jerky

Post  fatbob5 on Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:57 am

He came. He saw. He stole an ungodly amount of beef jerky.
Oklahoma City police are searching for a man who allegedly purloined over $400 in beef jerky from a convenience store earlier this month.
"You read that correctly ... beef jerky," the police department said in a statement on its Facebook page Thursday. "Investigators hope that with surveillance photos this good, it won't take long to identify this meat bandit." .....

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Post  ALLAKAKA on Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:01 am

Will be a vegetarian from Cardiff
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Post  Major on Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:09 pm

He'll get the chop when they catch him.

Police will go on a stake out.

They will not catcj him sitting on their rump

Pull the udder one.
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:25 pm

I've told Bob that jerking his beef will make him go blind
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