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Post  Major on Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:04 pm

A farmer who killed his sheepdog because he didn't round up his flock of sheep properly has been jailed for 18 weeks. 

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What a ratbag bleeding taffy.

18 weeks slammer, shoulda been 18 years

When he gets out he may not have a farm.



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Post  Flix on Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:29 pm

If the dog wasn't rounding up sheep properly,  its the farmer's fault, he either isn't giving clear commands or he or whoever trained the dog didn't do it properly. I watch some of our local farmers trying to round up sheep, their commands are grunts, the dogs are trying their best to do their job, just as well they have an instinct for it ot they'd get no where. Many farmers are ignorant brutes.

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:11 pm

Not all Border Collies are naturally suitable for sheepdog duties. I once had an absolutely beautiful, highly intelligent Border called Suzie who was shit scared of sheep!

A farmer-neighbour gave her to me as a youngster because she just wasn't cut out for that sort of work, but I loved her to bits and she was my constant companion for some years.

That nasty bugger who hanged his collie was an absolute disgrace to the noble occupation of farming, and I'd be front of the queue to cut off his bollocks with a rusty knife.
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Post  Flix on Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:31 pm

Its not a very noble occupation around these parts, must be inbred, some of these hill farmers, I'm suprised they all don't play banjos.

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:20 am

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Its not a very noble occupation around these parts, must be inbred, some of these hill farmers, I'm suprised they all don't play banjos.

Where I live, mate, anyone venturing more than 50 feet above sea level needs oxygen!

And as for inbreeding,  the population is founded on incest and shotgun weddings!
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Post  Flix on Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:56 am

I see, so your mother's your sister and your son is your uncle.

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:20 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I see, so your mother's your sister and your son is your uncle.

More or less.

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Oedipus Rex.
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