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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:25 pm

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Careful.... You're being beastly to spunk breath.
She's writing them all down in her hello kitty notepad!

What a sad, lonely freak she is!

Shit breath is a busted flush.....and she knows it

She is universally despised and only comes on these places to cause havoc. The whole place hates her.

It won't be long before she's in hell with her lifestyle and the world will be a better place IMO

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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:29 pm

@Durham wrote:

Shit breath is a busted flush.....and she knows it

She is universally despised and only comes on these places to cause havoc. The whole place hates her.

It won't be long before she's in hell with her lifestyle and the world will be a better place IMO

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Is hell one of those hedonistic holiday destinations?
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:32 pm

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Is hell one of those hedonistic holiday destinations?

Something like that.......Phyllis will fit right in there
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:37 pm

@Durham wrote:

Something like that.......Phyllis will fit right in there


Assuming that she could get travel insurance!
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:55 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:


Assuming that she could get travel insurance!

I should she's blacklisted by insurance companies

A convicted criminal and drink driver, abuser of illegal substances and knowingly partakes in several high risk activities.......
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:57 pm

@Durham wrote:

I should she's blacklisted by insurance companies

A convicted criminal and drink driver, abuser of illegal substances and knowingly partakes in several high risk activities.......


does that include making threats to the likes of you or me?

Poor Poor phylis.
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:03 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:


does that include making threats to the likes of you or me?

Poor Poor phylis.

Don't pity it......
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:08 pm

@Durham wrote:

Don't pity it......


off to play cricket with middle son.
big game next week... he's rusty.

ahh..the joys of being a dad!
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:39 pm

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off to play cricket with middle son.
big game next week... he's rusty.

ahh..the joys of being a dad!

There is no greater feeling is there?

Enjoy the cricket
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:39 pm

@Durham wrote:

There is no greater feeling is there?

Enjoy the cricket


that there isn't...but being a grandad to be is up there!

The sod's not picked up a bat and ball up since last September!
Spinning (both leg and off) like a demon.
Lovely cover drives.... i asked him to open his bat a bit..
"BANG"..... ball disappeared for a huge six on the onside (pulled it from off)

Really looking forward to this season!!
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:48 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:


that there isn't...but being a grandad to be is up there!

The sod's not picked up a bat and ball up since last September!
Spinning (both leg and off) like a demon.
Lovely cover drives.... i asked him to open his bat a bit..
"BANG"..... ball disappeared for a huge six on the onside (pulled it from off)

Really looking forward to this season!!

Ah life as a dad and being good at sports........
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:58 pm

@Durham wrote:

Ah life as a dad and being good at sports........


oh yes.... but I ain't anywhere near as good as him at cricket (not now anyway).
The eyes are going..
Have considered teaching him karate but..at 15 Y.O..5'10"...12 stone.... I'm not at all sure if it's a good idea!!

the 7 Y.O starts nipper footy next season.... and so the cycle continues!
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:00 pm

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oh yes.... but I ain't anywhere near as good as him at cricket (not now anyway).
The eyes are going..
Have considered teaching him karate but..at 15 Y.O..5'10"...12 stone.... I'm not at all sure if it's a good idea!!

the 7 Y.O starts nipper footy next season.... and so the cycle continues!

Fantastic

I really love mine, and wouldn't change her, but she's a girl........
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:07 pm

@Durham wrote:

Fantastic

I really love mine, and wouldn't change her, but she's a girl........


OMG..... hope you've got the stare prepared when some youth turns up in a chavved up Saxo when she's about 16....
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:12 pm

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OMG..... hope you've got the stare prepared when some youth turns up in a chavved up Saxo when she's about 16....

They will leave my place with a leaky arse after I have invited them in for a beer.......
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:13 pm

@Durham wrote:

They will leave my place with a leaky arse after I have invited them in for a beer.......


that's what peter tatchell used to do to her under-aged 'friends'.
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:20 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:


that's what peter tatchell used to do to her under-aged 'friends'.

I have a special drinking room that I frequent with my next door neighbour.........who is built like vitali klitchko at 6" 9'. We like to spar........as boxing sportsmen
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:23 pm

@Durham wrote:

I have a special drinking room that I frequent with my next door neighbour.........who is built like vitali klitchko at 6" 9'. We like to spar........as boxing sportsmen


Phylis would like that...afterall she likes to be licked in the ring...
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:26 pm

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Phylis would like that...afterall she likes to be licked in the ring...

Most women do.....
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:30 pm

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Most women do.....


do they?
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:32 pm

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do they?

Not THAT ring.......that's for porvorts
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:34 pm

@Durham wrote:

Not THAT ring.......that's for porvorts


thought so......

John Wayne was partial to a bit of the old rusty sherriff's badge....killed him in the end!
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:37 pm

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thought so......

John Wayne was partial to a bit of the old rusty sherriff's badge....killed him in the end!

And so fredy mercury........
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:38 pm

@Durham wrote:

And so fredy mercury........


was he in many westerns?
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Post  Durham on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:45 pm

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was he in many westerns?

He "bent" west.....And unfortunately died of a disease associated with chocolate starfish
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