Weight Loss Secrets: These 5 Things Flush 40 Pounds of Fat Out of Your Body

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Weight Loss Secrets: These 5 Things Flush 40 Pounds of Fat Out of Your Body

Post  Flap Zappa on Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:07 pm

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/weight-loss-video-secrets/2011/11/30/id/419550

well ladıes here you are. The answer to all your chrıstmas and new year worrıes.

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Re: Weight Loss Secrets: These 5 Things Flush 40 Pounds of Fat Out of Your Body

Post  Hugh Jardon on Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:58 pm

I've put just shy of 10lb on over the period of the baby jesus (aaah).......

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Post  Hugh Jardon on Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:57 pm

In A Flap wrote:http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/weight-loss-video-secrets/2011/11/30/id/419550

well ladıes here you are. The answer to all your chrıstmas and new year worrıes.

My gift you all will be a weekly diary on just how well these 'miracle' anti fatty pills work.
I had been given some Boots gift cards last year and could see no other use for them..as I have 2 bloody electric toothbrushes, 3 shavers (2 Philips 'robotskin' and a Braun) and gallons of bloody aftershave etc**, so I thought "Sod It..I need to lose two stone anyway, let's have a butchers.

**I always keep a travel bag in the car, with a spare set of clothes etc- just in case I have to stay away, or fly out somewhere at a moments notice, you see!


SO... I have purchased 180 off XLS-Medical Fat Binder tablets and will take my first one tomorrow.

I will seek guidance from Dean on just how graphic I can be, in the event that any 'side effects' become troublesome.
I am aware that I may suffer from excess flatulance and smelly poos ( to be fair, I won't suffer...as I simply class it as marking my territory as it is).....perhaps such things would be too much to be made aware of......??
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Re: Weight Loss Secrets: These 5 Things Flush 40 Pounds of Fat Out of Your Body

Post  Durham on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:04 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:

My gift you all will be a weekly diary on just how well these 'miracle' anti fatty pills work.
I had been given some Boots gift cards last year and could see no other use for them..as I have 2 bloody electric toothbrushes, 3 shavers (2 Philips 'robotskin' and a Braun) and gallons of bloody aftershave etc**, so I thought "Sod It..I need to lose two stone anyway, let's have a butchers.

**I always keep a travel bag in the car, with a spare set of clothes etc- just in case I have to stay away, or fly out somewhere at a moments notice, you see!


SO... I have purchased 180 off XLS-Medical Fat Binder tablets and will take my first one tomorrow.

I will seek guidance from Dean on just how graphic I can be, in the event that any 'side effects' become troublesome.
I am aware that I may suffer from excess flatulance and smelly poos ( to be fair, I won't suffer...as I simply class it as marking my territory as it is).....perhaps such things would be too much to be made aware of......??

They stop you absorbing fat so that it just leaves.....

Don't worry about smelly ones........unless your using a squat toilet
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:15 pm

DurhamLad wrote:

They stop you absorbing fat so that it just leaves.....

Don't worry about smelly ones........unless your using a squat toilet

Never had to use one of them....but I once pointed a colleague into the direction one of the toilet facilities at our Italian (??!!) factory that had some.

He came out after an absolute age.... really flustered and asking me how the hell did I cope when I used it?

I asked him to explain just what the hell he was going on about, so he took me into the gents (oohh missus) and showed me the offending hole (ooh matron!)

I p1ssed myself laughing and opened the door of the cubicle next door...where there was a lovely European version...
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Post  Durham on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:49 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:

Never had to use one of them....but I once pointed a colleague into the direction one of the toilet facilities at our Italian (??!!) factory that had some.

He came out after an absolute age.... really flustered and asking me how the hell did I cope when I used it?

I asked him to explain just what the hell he was going on about, so he took me into the gents (oohh missus) and showed me the offending hole (ooh matron!)

I p1ssed myself laughing and opened the door of the cubicle next door...where there was a lovely European version...

I was in china a couple of yeas ago and they had them. First time I saw them, I looked at trap one - shower, trap 2 - shower, trap 3 - shower, trap 4 - janitors cupboard. It was only when I looked again there were no shower heads.

Ill wait I thought......

Don't worry about the smell - that's what the waters there for.....
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:50 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:

My gift you all will be a weekly diary on just how well these 'miracle' anti fatty pills work.
I had been given some Boots gift cards last year and could see no other use for them..as I have 2 bloody electric toothbrushes, 3 shavers (2 Philips 'robotskin' and a Braun) and gallons of bloody aftershave etc**, so I thought "Sod It..I need to lose two stone anyway, let's have a butchers.

**I always keep a travel bag in the car, with a spare set of clothes etc- just in case I have to stay away, or fly out somewhere at a moments notice, you see!


SO... I have purchased 180 off XLS-Medical Fat Binder tablets and will take my first one tomorrow.

I will seek guidance from Dean on just how graphic I can be, in the event that any 'side effects' become troublesome.
I am aware that I may suffer from excess flatulance and smelly poos ( to be fair, I won't suffer...as I simply class it as marking my territory as it is).....perhaps such things would be too much to be made aware of......??

perhaps the thread could become a sticky...not unlike the turds.....
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:53 pm

DurhamLad wrote:

I was in china a couple of yeas ago and they had them. First time I saw them, I looked at trap one - shower, trap 2 - shower, trap 3 - shower, trap 4 - janitors cupboard. It was only when I looked again there were no shower heads.

Ill wait I thought......

Don't worry about the smell - that's what the waters there for.....

They do look like shower trays for monopeds...
On the subject of the stench...
yeh..but water's expensive these days...I'll not bother flushing until I can't get the toilet lid down.... Twisted Evil
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Post  Durham on Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:56 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:

They do look like shower trays for monopeds...
On the subject of the stench...
yeh..but water's expensive these days...I'll not bother flushing until I can't get the toilet lid down.... Twisted Evil

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Post  Flap Zappa on Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:26 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:
In A Flap wrote:http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/weight-loss-video-secrets/2011/11/30/id/419550

well ladıes here you are. The answer to all your chrıstmas and new year worrıes.

My gift you all will be a weekly diary on just how well these 'miracle' anti fatty pills work.
I had been given some Boots gift cards last year and could see no other use for them..as I have 2 bloody electric toothbrushes, 3 shavers (2 Philips 'robotskin' and a Braun) and gallons of bloody aftershave etc**, so I thought "Sod It..I need to lose two stone anyway, let's have a butchers.

**I always keep a travel bag in the car, with a spare set of clothes etc- just in case I have to stay away, or fly out somewhere at a moments notice, you see!


SO... I have purchased 180 off XLS-Medical Fat Binder tablets and will take my first one tomorrow.

I will seek guidance from Dean on just how graphic I can be, in the event that any 'side effects' become troublesome.
I am aware that I may suffer from excess flatulance and smelly poos ( to be fair, I won't suffer...as I simply class it as marking my territory as it is).....perhaps such things would be too much to be made aware of......??

feel free to post a diary, we can call it hugh's poo's.

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