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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:06 pm

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
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>After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
>decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.
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>A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
>pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
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>After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair
>and spoke,
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>"Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."
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>Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady
>struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a
>gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
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>The entire congregation said, "Amen."
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:53 pm

there was an old bull and a young bull stood at the top of a hill...overlooking a field full of moo cows!

"Let's run down and shag a few.." says the young bull
" NO" said the old bull..." Let's walk down and shag the lot of them!"
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:32 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:there was an old bull and a young bull stood at the top of a hill...overlooking a field full of moo cows!

"Let's run down and shag a few.." says the young bull
" NO" said the old bull..." Let's walk down and shag the lot of them!"

The old 'uns are still the best 'uns, Hugh.
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Post  Hugh Jardon on Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:38 pm

@Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:

The old 'uns are still the best 'uns, Hugh.

That they are...

In order to drag in some extra money, I've sent Mrs J out 'on the game'.
She came in, absolutely knackered.
" Go on?" I ask..."how much did you earn?"
"£50.50" she said...
" Who gave you 50p?" I asked
"All of them!"..she responded!
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