Fifty Shades Of Grey - the book sweeping the country

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Post  eddie on Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:08 pm

Anyone reading this trilogy that has outsold Harry Potter as the fastest selling book? Tescos, Sainsburys and ASDA all going out of stock.

It's porn for housewives with a love story and dark secrets.

I have read the first book and found nothing I didn't know - was also disappointed in the way it was written - seemed as if it were a little 'childish'

Still, it is a story and the author was clever enough to release all 3 books as you each one is left hanging.
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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:37 pm

@eddie wrote:Anyone reading this trilogy that has outsold Harry Potter as the fastest selling book? Tescos, Sainsburys and ASDA all going out of stock.

It's porn for housewives with a love story and dark secrets.

I have read the first book and found nothing I didn't know - was also disappointed in the way it was written - seemed as if it were a little 'childish'

Still, it is a story and the author was clever enough to release all 3 books as you each one is left hanging.

did it give you the horn Grinning

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Post  Guest on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:45 pm

Don't be silly Flap, Eddie requires cashmere cacks and several large pots of latex rubber to feel horny.

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Post  eddie on Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:13 am

Rolling Eyes
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did it give you the horn



Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet" Rolling Eyes

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.
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Post  Flap Zappa on Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:14 am

@eddie wrote:Rolling Eyes
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did it give you the horn



Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet" Rolling Eyes

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.

I am not sure I will be rushing out to buy it then.

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Post  eddie on Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:15 am

The Prisoner wrote:Don't be silly Flap, Eddie requires cashmere cacks and several large pots of latex rubber to feel horny.



You can get the book on Amazon. I think you might need it lad.
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Post  Guest on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:09 am

@eddie wrote:Rolling Eyes



Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet" Rolling Eyes

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.

Well what do you expect for something that's held up as outselling Harry Potter?
Harry Potter is fúcking awful.

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Post  Guest on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:23 am

Also, from the title I was expecting it to be a book about discussing morality.

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Post  eddie on Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:23 pm

Queen of Hearts wrote:

Well what do you expect for something that's held up as outselling Harry Potter?
Harry Potter is fúcking awful.



I agree. Harry Potter is shite.
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Post  Guest on Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:58 pm

Really?????

I loved Harry Potter lol!

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Post  Guest on Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:16 am

SEXY MAMA wrote:Really?????

I loved Harry Potter lol!

Harry is a Mary Sue.

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Post  Broken Arrow on Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:21 pm

It is tragic thesedays how the best selling books are just hyped up turd- how did Fifty Shades even make it to be so known above all the (many) similar trashy dross out there?

Harry Potter is appalling though I gave up halfway into book 2, but I at least understand the simplicity of the idea (magic school) would appeal to kids.
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Post  feelthelove on Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:30 pm

Eilzel 2.0 wrote:It is tragic thesedays how the best selling books are just hyped up turd- how did Fifty Shades even make it to be so known above all the (many) similar trashy dross out there?

Harry Potter is appalling though I gave up halfway into book 2, but I at least understand the simplicity of the idea (magic school) would appeal to kids.

Hi Eilzel I love you x

I've bought this trilogy to read on holiday. Easy beach reading is what I'm hoping for. I'm told it's a little "saucy" too lol!
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Post  Guest on Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:00 pm

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I am not sure I will be rushing out to buy it then.



Alright then, how about.... "Oh my... he started playing with my clitoris like it was a glockenspiel, as I lay there I pieced together the notes and realised that he was playing our tune - The Ace of Spades by Motorhead. He then stuck a hosepipe up my arse and complimented the finale with French Horn farts."

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Post  Guest on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:02 am

Just bought the book..... what a let down, Dulux should have done better.

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:16 pm

Adrian Messenger wrote:Just bought the book..... what a let down, Dulux should have done better.

Is that Dulux or Durex?
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:22 pm

Guest wrote:



Alright then, how about.... "Oh my... he started playing with my clitoris like it was a glockenspiel, as I lay there I pieced together the notes and realised that he was playing our tune - The Ace of Spades by Motorhead. He then stuck a hosepipe up my arse and complimented the finale with French Horn farts."

Did you know that in the late 19th and early 20th centuries there was a French musical hall artist called Josef Pujol, whose stagename was Le Pétomane?

He could fart popular music on on request from the audience and was reputedly able to fart the tune of the entire French national anthem.

Just thought you'd like to know.......
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