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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:19 pm

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?" bounce
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Post  feelthelove on Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:29 pm

@wyatt1 wrote:The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?" bounce

affraid lol!
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Post  wyatt1 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:35 pm

@feelthelove wrote:

affraid lol!






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