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Semen is good for Women's Health!!

Post  Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:27 pm

Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/The-news-men-waiting-Oral-sex-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24DbECWsJ

lol!

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Post  jadeloue on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:42 pm

i am obviously on the wrong medication then bet it was written by a man bounce
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Post  56kevins on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:44 pm

There you go ... no excuses now girls lol! lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:45 pm

@56kevins wrote:There you go ... no excuses now girls lol! lol!

I don't need an excuse Kevin

I err.....rather enjoy it! Thumbs up lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:49 pm

Costa, Jade, Tess, FTL, Mystic Mog please form an orderly queue now.



Gelico as well and even Fatbob


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Post  56kevins on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:50 pm

@Costa wrote:

I don't need an excuse Kevin

I err.....rather enjoy it! lol!

I wondered my OH always pissed off I'll have to try and cheer her up later on (only for medical reasons of course) lol! lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:51 pm

Makes sense from an evolutionary stand-point.

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:56 pm

Adrian Messenger wrote:Costa, Jade, Tess, FTL, Mystic Mog please form an orderly queue now.



Gelico as well and even Fatbob

Oh no......if Fatbob is going to be pleasuring you.....you know the saying....you don't know where it's been! affraid lol!

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Post  56kevins on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:58 pm

I wonder if the reverse is the same for men lol!

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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:00 am

@56kevins wrote:I wonder if the reverse is the same for men lol!

Well you always seem happy enough Kevin.....you must be getting plenty of it! lol!

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Post  56kevins on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:11 am

@Costa wrote:

Well you always seem happy enough Kevin.....you must be getting plenty of it! lol!

Can't complain Costa but getting a bit past it now lol!

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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:15 am

@56kevins wrote:

Can't complain Costa but getting a bit past it now lol!

Ah don't be daft!

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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:19 am

I've got to relay the story of a friend of mine who was looking for a cocktail bar pianist back in 2007. He never got many applicants even though the job was going to pay well as it was in Hamersmith. One day a scruffy looking bloke walked in and never said a word, just sat at the piano and started tickling ivories. The bar owner came out of his office and stood dumbstruck at the beautiful melody being played.

As soon as the scruffy bloke stopped playing the owner rushed over and asked two questions; what was that wonderful piece of music and would he like a job playing the piano three evenings a week.

The scruffy bloke answered,
"I wrote that piece myself, I write most of what I play....it's called I'm feeling horny tonight, you slag."

Somewhat taken aback the owner decided to ignore the name of the song and concentrate on getting this talented pianist on board. So he asked him to play something else....

3 minutes went past and the owner was again in a state of shock, such was the memorizing beauty of the song being played.
"What was that song?" he asked.

"Another of mine called your tits are ripe and juicy."

The owner thought about the song titles and said,
"You're hired but you mustn't mention the name of the songs being played."


Well, the opening night arrived and everyone was looking dapper in their dinner suits and cocktail dresses. The pianist had had a shave and was playing a gorgeous piece of music. When in walked the most fabulous, big busty blonde you have ever seen who sat down at a table right in front of the piano. Beads of sweat started to appear on the pianists brow and all of a sudden he jumped up and rushed into the toilets. Minutes past and eventually he came out but to the shock of the audience he had forgotten to do up his trousers.

The busty blonde leaned forward and whispered,
"Excuse me, do you know your cock is out your trousers and there's semen all down your leg?"

The pianist face lit up,
"Know it....I f**king wrote it!"


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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:22 am

Very funny Keith!! lol! lol!

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Post  ALLAKAKA on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:28 am

@jadeloue wrote:i am obviously on the wrong medication then bet it was written by a man





More than likely written by a man, but some women will swallow it.lol!
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Post  56kevins on Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:30 am

I like it Keith

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Post  guest .. on Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:57 am

Apparently semen makes an excellent face cream too, very good for the complextion, have to show this thread to my GF.

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Post  Flap Zappa on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:29 am

@Costa wrote:Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/The-news-men-waiting-Oral-sex-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24DbECWsJ

lol!

you can bet your bottom dollar this report was written by men.

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Post  fatbob5 on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:17 pm

Does anyone fancy some 'Left Wing Love Juice' ?

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Post  ALLAKAKA on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:48 pm

@Costa wrote:Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/The-news-men-waiting-Oral-sex-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24DbECWsJ

lol!
Theres a few Male Cock suckers on here and it seems two aid the complexions of their TWO FACES.
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Post  Guest on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:50 pm

@fatbob5 wrote:Does anyone fancy some 'Left Wing Love Juice' ?

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Do you spend your nights out in search of glory-holes, Bob?

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Post  Hugh Jardon on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:57 pm

@Costa wrote:Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/The-news-men-waiting-Oral-sex-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24DbECWsJ

lol!

Mrs J loves copping a mouthful of my meaty gravy...and sometimes it's the first drink of the day!
That said...she tells me that she can taste spicy food in it..when I've had a curry the night before.


However, there was a very sad case of a woman who went to the hospital after being ill after eating in a local curry house.
alalysis later went to prove that she had 7 strains of semen in her tummy/vomit

Now..perhaps she was a dirty mare...or she had conmsumed some of the chef's and helpers "gentlemen's relish"
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Post  Guest on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:05 pm

@Hugh Jardon wrote:

Mrs J loves copping a mouthful of my meaty gravy...and sometimes it's the first drink of the day!
That said...she tells me that she can taste spicy food in it..when I've had a curry the night before.


However, there was a very sad case of a woman who went to the hospital after being ill after eating in a local curry house.
alalysis later went to prove that she had 7 strains of semen in her tummy/vomit

Now..perhaps she was a dirty mare...or she had conmsumed some of the chef's and helpers "gentlemen's relish"



FFS Hugh thats is just too much info seriously!:shock:

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Post  Hugh Jardon on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:06 pm

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FFS Hugh thats is just too much info seriously!:shock:

that may be...but I bet you couldn't help reading it to the very end though.

welcome to my world of depravity...


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the above is yet another example of the story that i read in our local rag years back.
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:11 pm

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Do you spend your nights out in search of glory-holes, Bob?





NO , he spends them IN public toilets.
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