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New CCTV sees the evil in your soul

Post  wyatt1 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:05 pm

SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.

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The revolutionary devices show a person’s aura, and categorise them as either Blessed, Melancholy or Accursed, with the latter two groups being rounded up.

A police spokesman said: “The more purple someone looks, the viler they are. Of course no one is pure evil, but if someone’s mostly bad it’s best to stick them in a pen.”

The cameras, which run on a blend of electricity and mistletoe, are calibrated by showing them pictures of dolphins (good) and The Black Eyed Peas (evil).

A high street pilot scheme in Chelmsford saw confirmed bad people herded into a cage outside Boots.

Detained 23-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “I was actually thinking about writing ‘Pig wankers’ on a wall when I was filmed so yes, there appears to be something in it.”

Tennis instructor and confirmed moral citizen Francesca Johnson said: “I always knew I was better than most people round here. It’s nice to have that made official.”

Another test on King’s Road in Chelsea was abandoned due to a complete absence of good people.



http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/new-cctv-sees-the-evil-in-your-soul-2012100443724



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Post  gerber on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:45 pm

Today was the last time I applied Purple lipstick.
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Post  wyatt1 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:50 pm

@gerber wrote:Today was the last time I applied Purple lipstick.



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