Scientists discover crabs can swear

CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.

It’s f**king freezing in here
Researchers into whether crustaceans can feel pain discovered that if you listen carefully when dropping them into very hot water you can hear a stream of filth.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “We attached a waterproof microphone to a brown crab then chucked it into a pot.

“It was clearly saying ‘f**king hell’, ‘shit the f**king sea bed’ and ‘my frigging exoskeleton’s on f**king fire’.

“As you can imagine, it was a great moment for science as we sat listening to the tiny, chittery voice saying ‘I’ll f**king get you for this, you monkey bastards’ over the lab speakers.”

Further research revealed that crabs swear all the time, not just when they are being boiled alive.

Professor Brubaker said: “Although they do use the word ‘f**k’ crabs don’t have penises, so instead crab swearing refers to reproductive organs called gonopods.

“A crab that is arguing with a rival will typically say, ‘Suck my gonopods, gono-face’ or ‘Go claw yourself’.

“They are fascinating creatures.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/scientists-discover-crabs-can-swear-2013011756426



“As you can imagine, it was a great moment for science as we sat listening to the tiny, chittery voice saying ‘I’ll f**king get you for this, you monkey bastards’ over the lab speakers.”


You can't really blame him can you !!!



PS: Sounds a bit of a wacist to me!!

wyatt1 wrote:CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.

It’s f**king freezing in here
Researchers into whether crustaceans can feel pain discovered that if you listen carefully when dropping them into very hot water you can hear a stream of filth.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “We attached a waterproof microphone to a brown crab then chucked it into a pot.

“It was clearly saying ‘f**king hell’, ‘shit the f**king sea bed’ and ‘my frigging exoskeleton’s on f**king fire’.

“As you can imagine, it was a great moment for science as we sat listening to the tiny, chittery voice saying ‘I’ll f**king get you for this, you monkey bastards’ over the lab speakers.”

Further research revealed that crabs swear all the time, not just when they are being boiled alive.

Professor Brubaker said: “Although they do use the word ‘f**k’ crabs don’t have penises, so instead crab swearing refers to reproductive organs called gonopods.

“A crab that is arguing with a rival will typically say, ‘Suck my gonopods, gono-face’ or ‘Go claw yourself’.

“They are fascinating creatures.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/scientists-discover-crabs-can-swear-2013011756426



“As you can imagine, it was a great moment for science as we sat listening to the tiny, chittery voice saying ‘I’ll f**king get you for this, you monkey bastards’ over the lab speakers.”


You can't really blame him can you !!!



PS: Sounds a bit of a wacist to me!!

Can they Edit their Posts though???

wyatt1 wrote:



Can they Edit their Posts though???

Not if they are the Andrea Boreman variety. Cromer ones can