This girl accidentally wore her dad’s sex toy as a bracelet

wyatt1 Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:53 pm

Nice ‘bracelet’ (Picture: eBay)

Most people would admit to making some fashion choices during their adolescent years that were, in retrospect, ill-advised.
However, few can claim to have made a sartorial selection quite so poorly as this Redditor.
Writing on a subreddit called Today, I F***ed Up (‘A community for the dumbass in all of us’, apparently), user sloanesteel describes the day she wore what she believed to be an edgy piece of rock chic wristwear – and turned out to be her father’s leather cock ring.
Describing how she was going through a ‘Hot Topic’ phase involving ‘lots of rubber black bracelets, leather chokers and pants with suspenders’, Sloane explains that she spotted the ‘bracelet’ on her father’s bedside table and put it on.

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sloanesteel seems to have given up on bracelets. It’s hardly surprising (Picture: YouTube)

‘It was black leather, with studs and a series of clasps so you could adjust the bracelet to fit your wrist. I didn’t remember buying this particular bracelet but I figured it was mine and I probably misplaced it,’ she writes.
It transpired that it most certainly wasn’t her bracelet.
‘We’re halfway through dinner when my dad notices my wrist and literally spits his food out on the table and angrily asks me, ‘Where did you get that bracelet?” she writes.
‘I put it back and didn’t think about it again until years later when I stumbled upon a porn site where a male actor was wearing a familiar looking leather bracelet around his penis.
‘I realized that I gone out to a family dinner while wearing my father’s leather cock ring.’
Whoops.
Interestingly, Sloane says that she now works in the adult industry – although behind the scenes.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/04/this-girl-accidentally-wore-her-dads-sex-toy-as-a-bracelet-4892543/

TeeeeHeeeee!!!! ROFL

eddie Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:25 am

That is yuck!!!
I don't know if it's yuck that she wore it or even more yuck that he did??!!!!

wyatt1 Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:57 am

eddie wrote:That is yuck!!!
I don't know if it's yuck that she wore it or even more yuck that he did??!!!!

Wonder if he came from Dundee, the noo ?? ROFL

nicko Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:36 am

Wotcha Wyatt, where you been mate?

wyatt1 Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:49 am

nicko wrote:Wotcha Wyatt, where you been mate?

Hi Nicko, How you doing ??
I've just been wandering around and reading various Forums, most of them seem to be composed of utter idiots.
We seem to have the best here !!

wink

nicko Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:08 am

I'm still breathing Wyatt, i supose thats a good thing. Talking about Forums, have you tried DIDGITAL SPY? lots of different subjects,i found it interesting.

wyatt1 Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:17 am

nicko wrote:I'm still breathing Wyatt, i supose thats a good thing. Talking about Forums, have you tried DIDGITAL SPY? lots of different subjects,i found it interesting.

No I haven't had a look there, I don't join any of them, I like following the fights but I have no interest in getting involved as most of them seem to go back years and years.
Good for a laugh though and saves on buying more books for my Kindle Grinning

nicko Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:37 am

Wyatt, you don't have to join, just click on and read.

wyatt1 Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:10 pm

nicko wrote:Wyatt, you don't have to join, just click on and read.

That is what I do Nicko, this place is a haven of peace compared to some of them.

They are nearly as good as a Stephen King book lol!

Bert Assirati Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:47 pm

Before we even get to the yuck part one must consider WTF is sexy about that? It looks downright dangerous although it would probably do wonders for your partner's hemorrhoid problem.

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