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Post  boomerang on Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:25 am

Women's Lingo

DICTIONARY  FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish = 49

Adventurous  = Slept with everyone

Athletic = No tits

Average  looking = Ugly

Beautiful = Pathological liar

Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills

Emotionally  Secure = On medication

Feminist = Fat

Free spirit = Junkie

Friendship first = Former slut

Fun = Annoying

New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned = No BJs

Open-minded = Desperate

Outgoing = Loud  and Embarrassing

Passionate = Sloppy drunk

Professional = Bitch

Voluptuous = Very Fat

Large frame = Hugely  Fat

Wants  Soul mate = Stalker


WOMEN'S  ENGLISH:

1.  Yes = No

2.  No = Yes

3.  Maybe =  No

4.  We  need = I want..

5.  I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6.  We need to talk = You're in  trouble

7.  Sure, go ahead =  You better  not

8.  Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9.  I am not upset =  Of course I am upset, you moron!

10.  You're  certainly attentive tonight = Is  sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S  ENGLISH:

1.  I am hungry = I am  hungry

2.  I  am sleepy = I am  sleepy

3.  I am tired = I am tired

4.  Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5.  I love you =  Let's have sex  now

6.  I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7.  May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with  you

8.  Can I  call you sometime? = I'd like to  have sex with you

9.  Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd  like  to have sex with you

10.  Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with  you

11.  I don't think those shoes  go with that outfit = I'm gay

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Post  jadeloue on Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:33 pm

as a woman i find those observations very true and very funny  ROFL
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