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Post  wyatt1 Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:55 pm

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Hong Kong to Sydney, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores and my head stuffed up a sheeps arsehole than let liquor touch my lips."



The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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