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The Olympic and Commonwealth games

Post  Bert Assirati on Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:28 pm

Why are some sports in these events and some are sidelined:


In:  The Javelin

Not in: Darts


In:  Shooting

Not in:  Drive-by shooting


In:  Curling

Not in:  Ten pin bowling


In: Figure skating

Not in: Ballroom dancing


In: Bowls

Not in: Snooker


In:  Canoeing

Not in:  Pedaloing


In:  Fencing

Not in:  Paving


In:  Luge

Not in:  Dustbin lid challenge


I'd like to see the pairs muff-diving be included and lets get those ponies in the pool for water polo.

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Post  Bert Assirati on Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:51 pm

Seeing as so many atheletes eventually test positive for banned substances - why don't the IOC introduce "Dosed up" events.  Only those who are pumped full of drugs can enter. 

I'd love to see Nigella run the 200m alongside George Michael and Bob Geldorf.

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Post  Bert Assirati on Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:08 pm

To be truly diverse the IOC should introduce a new event, the 100m dash after a curry and Guinness.   Of course umbrellas will be provided for the spectators downwind.

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Post  jadeloue on Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:28 pm

the africans would win all races that included food  have you seen them run for the food trucks over hear they stroll so slowly because they are already fed
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Post  Bert Assirati on Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:33 pm

Personally speaking I would like to see snooker included but if they want to be seen as athletes then the suits have to go.  Tight shorts so that the female audience can get a great view of the balls.

I'd also like to see good old fashioned games included such as run-outs, knock down ginger and British bulldog 123.

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Post  Bert Assirati on Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:14 am

Another very much underated sport is table top, blow ping-pong using special tubes.  I don't enjoy the sport at all but wouldn't it be just great to hear the TV commentators announce,

"The GB ladies can blow with the best of them."

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