Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

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Post  56kevins on Wed May 27, 2015 7:36 pm

what a wanker

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Wed May 27, 2015 8:38 pm

Will my paws qualify for child allowance?
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Wed May 27, 2015 11:48 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:




 Sorry NO , your just an old wanker.  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  

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Post  nicko on Thu May 28, 2015 8:20 am

Babestation"     A soft porn site,   one amongst many that comes on late night.     you have to pay for it.   [So i'm told]
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Thu May 28, 2015 11:38 am

@nicko wrote:Babestation"     A soft porn site,   one amongst many that comes on late night.     you have to pay for it.   [So i'm told]

I'm not sure...I don't pay for any premium services, including Sky. it's one of a whole string of porn titles that suddenly appear on screen if you press the "channel up" button instead of the "channel down" button when negotiating the foreign news and current affairs sites in the vicinity of Al Jazeera (which I watch occasionally).

Sort of tossers' serendipity, so to speak.....

The silicone-enhanced bird who suddenly interrupted my quest for knowledge appeared to be doing something extraordinary with her mobile phone!
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