Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

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Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Post  ALLAKAKA on Wed May 27, 2015 12:00 am


  • A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
  • Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
  • He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife

By Corey Charlton for MailOnline
Published: 09:19, 26 May 2015 | Updated: 17:30, 26 May 2015


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3097092/Islamic-preacher-warns-men-masturbate-hands-PREGNANT-look-offspring-afterlife.html#ixzz3bHS7C11p
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These numpties are thicker than you can imagine.  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
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Post  56kevins on Wed May 27, 2015 7:36 pm

what a wanker

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Wed May 27, 2015 8:38 pm

Will my paws qualify for child allowance?
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Post  ALLAKAKA on Wed May 27, 2015 11:11 pm

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:Will my paws qualify for child allowance?




 Sorry NO , your just an old wanker.  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Wed May 27, 2015 11:48 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:




 Sorry NO , your just an old wanker.  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  

Only after the midnight Babestation watershed...........
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Re: Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Post  ALLAKAKA on Thu May 28, 2015 1:26 am

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:

Only after the midnight Babestation watershed...........



Whats babestation ????????
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Post  nicko on Thu May 28, 2015 8:20 am

Babestation"     A soft porn site,   one amongst many that comes on late night.     you have to pay for it.   [So i'm told]
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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers on Thu May 28, 2015 11:38 am

nicko wrote:Babestation"     A soft porn site,   one amongst many that comes on late night.     you have to pay for it.   [So i'm told]

I'm not sure...I don't pay for any premium services, including Sky. it's one of a whole string of porn titles that suddenly appear on screen if you press the "channel up" button instead of the "channel down" button when negotiating the foreign news and current affairs sites in the vicinity of Al Jazeera (which I watch occasionally).

Sort of tossers' serendipity, so to speak.....

The silicone-enhanced bird who suddenly interrupted my quest for knowledge appeared to be doing something extraordinary with her mobile phone!
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