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Post  Major on Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:04 pm

The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather  forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few  hours.
 
 
 
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the  coming days,  So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On  the way he met a farmer on his donkey.
 
Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should  return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of  rain to fall in this area".
 
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace  meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and  experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He  gave me a very
 
different forecast. I trust him."
 
So the king continued on his way. However, a short time later a  torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally  soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
 
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire  the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the  prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
 
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about  forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my  donkey's ears drooping, it means with  certainty that it will rain."
 
So the king hired the donkey.
 
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the  government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.  The practice is unbroken to this date and the democrat symbol was born.
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