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Post  Bert Assirati Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:50 pm

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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HOME GYM $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &DONUTS
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.   No longer needed. Got married."

Bert Assirati
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Post  Tess Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:56 pm

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Post  gerber Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:44 pm

My Great Great Grandparents must have been the most intelligent people on the planet and it has obviously been passed down to me.....

" -In the 1800s, it was believed that gin could cure stomach problems. "


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