My aopologies to any American users

my face when Americans call chips “french fries”

my face when Americans call crisps “chips”

my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”

my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”

my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”

my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”

my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”

my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”

my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”

my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”

my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”

my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”

my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”

my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”

my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”

my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”

my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”

my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”

my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”

my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”

my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”

my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”

my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”

my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”

my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”
my face when Americans call wobbly flip-shutters ‘doors’;

my face when Americans call a small ben ‘a clock’;

my face when Americans call a chimey pushknob ‘a doorbell’;

my face when Americans call niffy loo pudding ‘faeces’;

my face when Americans call a hooty tooty point and shooty a ‘gun’;

my face when Americans call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a ‘hamburger’;

my face when americans call crockety snapwickets ‘markers’;

my face when Americans call a cold on the cob a ‘popsicle’;

my face when Americans call a loony chuckle fairy a ‘clown’;

my face when americans call a cuff-link time johnny a ‘watch’…

Queen of Hearts wrote:

my face when Americans call chips “french fries”

my face when Americans call crisps “chips”

my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”

my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”

my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”

my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”

my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”

my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”

my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”

my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”

my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”

my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”

my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”

my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”

my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”

my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”

my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”

my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”

my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”

my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”

my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”

my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”

my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”

my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”

my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”
my face when Americans call wobbly flip-shutters ‘doors’;

my face when Americans call a small ben ‘a clock’;

my face when Americans call a chimey pushknob ‘a doorbell’;

my face when Americans call niffy loo pudding ‘faeces’;

my face when Americans call a hooty tooty point and shooty a ‘gun’;

my face when Americans call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a ‘hamburger’;

my face when americans call crockety snapwickets ‘markers’;

my face when Americans call a cold on the cob a ‘popsicle’;

my face when Americans call a loony chuckle fairy a ‘clown’;

my face when americans call a cuff-link time johnny a ‘watch’…

I'm lucky enough to deal with the US on a daily basis, through my work.
Those and the one or two that i have conversed with on here are top people.

Unfortunately, i have had the misfortune to meet others whilst in jamaica and on other sites (online) who have been certainly the least intelligent (though opiniated) people that I could ever imagine.
Talk about two nations of people divided by a common language.