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Post  Hugh Jardon Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:02 pm

Just back from a cup game with middle son!
The fact that we won... middle son was MOTM with countless saves, headers outside the 18 yard box ( yep) is by the by.

The opposition team were a fccn disgrace to youth football ( with dives,elbows and punches all over the shop)!
But the 'supporters' were sickening.

I plonked myself in my angling chair at the edge of our 18 yard line...Said family of supporters ( complete with fags, tinnies etc) sat about 10 foot to the left of me.

Next thing a shout of " break his fccn legs!" came from this group of idiots.
This was loud enough for the ref to stop the game... and come over!
Naturally, they all claimed to be innocent...

Anyway, when the team manager ( a decent man) came over and bollocked them to stop causing trouble it calmed down... for 5 minutes.

Anyway... after umpteen bookings, stoppages for the red to calm the 'supporters' we scored and went on to win!

I'm putting a report into the FA.... as no other set of lads should have to put up with the abuse offered by that set of shits!
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Post  Durham Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:57 pm

Disgrace.

Labour voting scum.

In all seriousness - how do these feral idiots think their children are going to turn out?
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Post  Hugh Jardon Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:53 pm

Durham wrote:Disgrace.

Labour voting scum.

In all seriousness - how do these feral idiots think their children are going to turn out?

Like all left wing, Racist scum they shit themselves when confronted
" I said I hope some one doesn't get their ankle broken" was the pathetic response.
When the miscreant shouted the obscenity, I turned to him( I say him...but I will come on to him in a moment) shook my head and told him to be quiet.

The supporters son was their attacker.
Middle lad gave the poor sod a torrid time.
The coup d'grace was him trying to trip my lad off the ball.
"what the FCC was that meant to be... You ugly velvet clam ?" was the response
Followed by .. " which one of your 3 dads isn't a crack addict you fccn mong?"


I , obviously, told him off for being beastly... Once I'd stopped pissing myself laughing!
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Post  Hugh Jardon Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:36 pm

Drawn another Manc team in the next round!
Rumour has it that this team will make the last game seem like a bloody tea party.
Got middle lad in our gym for a hour a night... an extra lb or two of muscle may just make the difference.
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Post  Hugh Jardon Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:10 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:



A good tan and a bit of praying to Allah at half-time will stand him in good stead with a Manc team.

We don't get many Asian teams.
They tend to play with themselves(!)

My lads legs have been raked all over... looks like he's been in a rugby match!

He's still buzzing about that game... He bloody loves it when it gets a bit tasty!
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Post  gerber Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:19 am

I am sure Blatt will read your report with eagerness, pass it the Serbs and say don't worry it happens in England.
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Post  Hugh Jardon Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:04 pm

gerber wrote:I am sure Blatt will read your report with eagerness, pass it the Serbs and say don't worry it happens in England.


we KNEW when they all rocked up that it was going to be one of those games!

when my lad was really little..we had a crew of step parents turn up with bottles of crap fizzy wine and wotnot.
Because they actually gained a draw against our team, they all got together for a team photo...screaming

" who the F are ya..who the F are ya!"

That was an under 11's game!

their attacker was banned ( two seasons back )for 1/2 a season for calling an asian ref an " F ing black ladies front bottom!"

Anyway..we are playing them this Saturday..I expect that there will be carnage and a nice double digit win for us!
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Post  Hugh Jardon Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:49 pm

today we we knocked out of the cup 1-2 (one goal a mis-hit and a complete fluke..the other a class goal, with the player being allowed to tip toe through the midfield and defence and slotted the ball past my lad in the bottom corner).
BUT the opposition and supporters were a CREDIT to their own league and I made a point of telling them and wished them well towards the final.
The town in question has the reputation of being a bit 'rough'.... though I suspect that most of them lived outside of the area.
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