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The Whale and the shark.

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Post  Guest Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:52 pm

So, a whale and a shark are in the ocean.

They see this ship and the shark says to the whale "That's the shit that killed my mother!"
The whale asks if there's anything he can do and the shark asks him to destroy the ship.

So, the whale goes under the ship and uses it's blow-hole to blast water at a strong enough pressure to destroy the ship.

He goes back to the shark and the shark asks him to eat the sailors now.

The Whale replies "I may give blow-jobs but I don't swallow seamen."

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