silly joke just to cheer your day along!!

heartsandminds wrote:I just entered my wife in a saggy tits competition, she wiped the floor with them.

wyatt1 wrote:

Lets hope you hid any lethal weapons from her.

heartsandminds wrote:

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wyatt1 wrote:



A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that f**king wall!"