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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

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Post  Lord Edmund Moletrousers Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:07 pm

My flight was
being served
by an
obviously gay
flight
attendant ,
who seemed to
put everyone
in a good mood
as he served
us food and
drinks.
























As the plane
prepared to
descend , he
came swishing
down the aisle
and told us
that 'Captain
Marvey has
asked me to
announce that
he'll be
landing the
big scary
plane shortly
, so lovely
people , if
you could just
put your trays
up, that would
be super.'

On his trip
back up the
aisle , he
noticed this
well-dressed
and rather
Arabic looking
woman hadn't
moved a
muscle.
'Perhaps you
didn't hear me
over those big
brute engines
but I asked
you to raise
your trazy-poo
, so the main
man can
pitty-pat us
on the
ground.'

She calmly
turned her
head and said
, 'In my
country , I am
called a
Princess and I
take orders
from no one.'

To which (I
swear) the
flight
attendant
replied ,
without
missing a
beat:
'Well ,
sweet-cheeks ,
in my country
I'm called a
Queen , so I
outrank you.
Tray-up ,
Bitch!'











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Post  Drinky2 Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:22 pm

Good one. lol!

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