The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[gerber]

I think it is important that people always know everything

The first Andrex puppy was a Poodle

[wyatt1]

The first Andrex puppy was a Poodle

We is serious debt debera[strike] posters, no joking during the debbites bugger it.. arguments!!
Release the 'Edit' butting!!!!

[Broken Arrow]

We is serious debt debera[strike] posters, no joking during the debbites bugger it.. arguments!!
Release the 'Edit' butting!!!!

What a splendid way of putting it

[wyatt1]

What a splendid way of putting it

[gerber]

* tips, somethins missin......................is that why my tea tasted so strane ?

[Cass]

* tips, somethins missin......................is that why my tea tasted so strane ?

This results in a system that wastes about 8000 gallons of water per year.

[wyatt1]

This results in a system that wastes about 8000 gallons of water per year.

No mail today Mrs Bucket !!

[Guest]

How much is that dog in the window?

[wyatt1]

How much is that dog in the window?

And there was this big wart on the end of his nose

[Guest]

And there was this big wart on the end of his nose

He has a gorgeous tail though

[wyatt1]

He has a gorgeous tail though

He kept it in his sporran!!

[Guest]

He kept it in his sporran!!

have a greenie for making me laugh put loud!

[Flap Zappa]

why does it hurt when I pee.

[Guest]

Oh for the love of GOD!!!!

Dean shut up about your toilet habbits ffs!

[gerber]

Oh for the love of GOD!!!!

Dean shut up about your toilet habbits ffs!

When handling anything of a strange origin, one must always wash one's hands before touching .........

[Guest]

True.

[Flap Zappa]

oranges aren't the only fruit.

[Cass]

bake at 200 degrees whilst dancing naked to the birdy song...don't forget the oven mitts

[wyatt1]

bake at 200 degrees whilst dancing naked to the birdy song...don't forget the oven mitts

It is highly toxic

[gerber]

It is highly toxic

Our dog has done a poo

[wyatt1]

Our dog has done a poo

Item to be delivered in a large brown unmarked envelope

[Flap Zappa]

I am regular as clockwork
I done a poo everyday at 8am


I don't get up until 10

[Flap Zappa]

A hobbit should be served with the feet left on.

[wyatt1]

A hobbit should be served with the feet left on.

Kim Jong Ill is a lot better now. FACT

[gerber]

Kim Jong Ill is a lot better now. FACT

Father Christmas appeared in a Lapland court this morning and pleaded guilty to poleprancing.

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