The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[wyatt1]

I have HBO

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife nor his sox nor his Ass !!

[gerber]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife nor his sox nor his Ass !!

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do............

[Abdul Abulbul Amir]

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[wyatt1]

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I have said it once
I have said it twice
What I say three times is true

[gerber]

I have said it once
I have said it twice
What I say three times is true

Didge !

[wyatt1]

Didge !

Is it a bird
Is it a plane
NO!
It's Thuperduck!!!

[gerber]

Is it a bird
Is it a plane
NO!
It's Thuperduck!!!

Sorry.....................So good can't think of any reply.

[wyatt1]

Sorry.....................So good can't think of any reply.

It is SO satisfying to be PERFECT !!!

[Cass]

We was robbed

[wyatt1]

We was robbed

How do you do to you too BooBoo!!

[gerber]

How do you do to you too BooBoo!!

The Geomagnetic South Pole is estimated to be located at 79.74˚S and 108.22˚E. This location is near the Vostok Station, a Russian research outpost.

[Cass]

The British are coming!

[wyatt1]

The British are coming!

Oh dear, how sad, never mind!!!

[Cass]

only 322 shopping days left till Christmas.

[gerber]

only 322 shopping days left till Christmas.

Humbugs are the best mints. They remind me of men in pyjamas..................

A good nights sleep.

[wyatt1]

Humbugs are the best mints. They remind me of men in pyjamas..................

A good nights sleep.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEEXXTERMINATE!!!!

[wyatt1]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEEXXTERMINATE!!!!

QI HOST Stephen Fry is overwhelming Australia’s native wildlife, it has emerged.

A breeding pair of Stephen Frys was exported to Australia in 1993, in an effort to introduce erudite wit.

However Fry’s rapid breeding cycle and voracious appetite for rodents have become a threat to the country’s ecology.

Australian prime minister Julia Gillard said: “If you see a Stephen Fry in your garden, hit it repeatedly with a rake until you hear a squelch.”

[gerber]

QI HOST Stephen Fry is overwhelming Australia’s native wildlife, it has emerged.

A breeding pair of Stephen Frys was exported to Australia in 1993, in an effort to introduce erudite wit.

However Fry’s rapid breeding cycle and voracious appetite for rodents have become a threat to the country’s ecology.

Australian prime minister Julia Gillard said: “If you see a Stephen Fry in your garden, hit it repeatedly with a rake until you hear a squelch.”

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

[wyatt1]

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch-chain, old iron old iron !!

[Cass]

I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch-chain, old iron old iron !!

you didn't!!!!!!

[wyatt1]

you didn't!!!!!!

Repeat after me ....."I do not have a mind of my own"

[feelthelove]

Repeat after me ....."I do not have a mind of my own"

You're kidding right?

[wyatt1]

You're kidding right?

Granny Weatherwax for PM !!!

[feelthelove]

Granny Weatherwax for PM !!!

[wyatt1]

Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
But the police and fire brigade won't be able to do anything in case they breach the latest health and safety directive from the Department of f**king Arseholes.

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