Asteroid miners to clash with android Thatcher

UNIONISED asteroid miners will battle a robotic version of Mrs Thatcher in the 22nd century, it has been claimed.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “As entrepreneurs explore the possibilities of space rock mining, they are simultaneously aware that one day the IUM – Intergalactic Union of Mineworkers – may become a problem.

“Mrs Thatcher’s brain will be removed from her body and cryogenically frozen until the technology exists to slot it into an android body, like a witchier version of the thing from Metropolis but with massive steel hair.

“Then she will be blasted into space to battle the socialist cyborg leader Scarg-1LL.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/asteroid-miners-to-clash-with-android-thatcher-2013012357141


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wyatt1 wrote:UNIONISED asteroid miners will battle a robotic version of Mrs Thatcher in the 22nd century, it has been claimed.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “As entrepreneurs explore the possibilities of space rock mining, they are simultaneously aware that one day the IUM – Intergalactic Union of Mineworkers – may become a problem.

“Mrs Thatcher’s brain will be removed from her body and cryogenically frozen until the technology exists to slot it into an android body, like a witchier version of the thing from Metropolis but with massive steel hair.

“Then she will be blasted into space to battle the socialist cyborg leader Scarg-1LL.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/asteroid-miners-to-clash-with-android-thatcher-2013012357141


Fully covered(up) by the BBC

I did wonder what Scargill could possibly do to raise cash after he lost his court battle over his all expeses paid apartment in London

gerber wrote:

I did wonder what Scargill could possibly do to raise cash after he lost his court battle over his all expeses paid apartment in London

Scarg1LL and Kim Jong ILL are said to be forming a coalition

wyatt1 wrote:



Scarg1LL and Kim Jong ILL are said to be forming a coalition

And they WILL have an EDIT BUTTON, FACT!!!!