I can't hit a thing

wyatt1 wrote:The recruit had been on the firing range for over an hour and hit nothing.

'It's no good,' he said to the corporal. 'I'll never make a soldier. I'm going off to shoot myself.'

Take plenty of ammunition,' advised the corporal.

Flap Jong Meister wrote:
when I was in the navy doing my basic training, we had some nigerians in our divisions and when we were down on the range the gunnery officer got quite narked with one of them as he kept missing the target. shoot at the number you horrible little man he kept raging and the nigerian fired off another magazine and hit not a thing., It wasn't until someone noticed the huge numbers on the wall behind the target were getting chipped away that we twigged what he had actually been shooting at.

wyatt1 wrote:

Flap Jong Meister wrote:
when I was in the navy doing my basic training, we had some nigerians in our divisions and when we were down on the range the gunnery officer got quite narked with one of them as he kept missing the target. shoot at the number you horrible little man he kept raging and the nigerian fired off another magazine and hit not a thing., It wasn't until someone noticed the huge numbers on the wall behind the target were getting chipped away that we twigged what he had actually been shooting at.

He could try 'Russian roulette' with a semi-automatic

Flap Jong Meister wrote:he was possibly the laziest bastard I have ever met.
I am sure he probably went on to be a torturer in nigeria.