Rosé banned for the next seven months
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Rosé banned for the next seven months
wyatt1 Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:09 pm
THE comsumption of rosé has been banned for the next seven months, pending a review at Easter.
You are not actually abroad
Genuine connoisseurs of the wine will still be allowed to drink it as long as they apply for a special license, pass a grape trivia test and conceal the beverage with brown paper packaging.
The ruling is being enforced after this summer’s soaring temperatures saw a 400 per cent increase in the number of middle class women who loudly compared the UK to Tuscany before being sick into a bin.
Public health officer Tom Logan said: “The chemical composition of rosé automatically makes it a bit common as soon as August is over.
“In the summer, an executive with the pink stuff all over his TM Lewin cuffs looks dashing and urbane. When he’s still in that state come September, he looks like he’s en route to Mallorca.”
He added “Sometimes people in a certain income bracket need to be protected from themselves. You know what I mean.”
Mother-of-four Francesca Johnson said “It’s absolutely right that the government are doing this. Autumn is time to stop having fun, button up our cardigans and be utterly miserable until Christmas.
“If my husband hadn’t been forced to get off the Pinot blush, he wouldn’t have any interest in showing up at Goldman Sachs. He’d still be singing Get Lucky all day long while wearing the neoprene Morph onesie he got for Secret Garden Party.”
“I’ve already replaced my lunchtime drink with a nice white burgundy. If you put a drop of kir in, you’d swear it was Blossom Hill.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/rose-banned-for-the-next-seven-months-2013090579177
Now that is serious news !!!!
You are not actually abroad
Genuine connoisseurs of the wine will still be allowed to drink it as long as they apply for a special license, pass a grape trivia test and conceal the beverage with brown paper packaging.
The ruling is being enforced after this summer’s soaring temperatures saw a 400 per cent increase in the number of middle class women who loudly compared the UK to Tuscany before being sick into a bin.
Public health officer Tom Logan said: “The chemical composition of rosé automatically makes it a bit common as soon as August is over.
“In the summer, an executive with the pink stuff all over his TM Lewin cuffs looks dashing and urbane. When he’s still in that state come September, he looks like he’s en route to Mallorca.”
He added “Sometimes people in a certain income bracket need to be protected from themselves. You know what I mean.”
Mother-of-four Francesca Johnson said “It’s absolutely right that the government are doing this. Autumn is time to stop having fun, button up our cardigans and be utterly miserable until Christmas.
“If my husband hadn’t been forced to get off the Pinot blush, he wouldn’t have any interest in showing up at Goldman Sachs. He’d still be singing Get Lucky all day long while wearing the neoprene Morph onesie he got for Secret Garden Party.”
“I’ve already replaced my lunchtime drink with a nice white burgundy. If you put a drop of kir in, you’d swear it was Blossom Hill.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/rose-banned-for-the-next-seven-months-2013090579177
Now that is serious news !!!!
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
wyatt1 Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:38 pm
Roseophobe !!!scrat wrote:Rose is shite!
There is no wine as palatable as a Burgundy pinot noir!
(I wouldn't know, not a wine person, now whisky !!!!)
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
wyatt1 Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:50 pm
Sounds good but..scrat wrote:Old poulteney 21, the dogs bollocks!
• Old Pulteney 40 Year Old · £1385.01
Wow, I need a drop of Talisker after that!!
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
gerber Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:59 pm
Been on the Med recently in France. Took 2.5 lt plastic bottle (S) to be filled daily with local Corbieres Rose from a plastic vat. 5 euros
Delicious.
Delicious.
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
wyatt1 Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:04 am
Being a complete savage and honest, I prefer Famous Grouse, well I did but I have given it up now.scrat wrote:I think old old malts taste a bit musky, a bit like miss Havershams boudoir in Great Expectations, in my opinion a malt reaches maturity at 21 years!
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
wyatt1 Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:12 am
Let us not ever forget 'Marsovin' (Malta)
Commonly known as Screech !!! boy what a hangover !!!! A WMD !!!
Commonly known as Screech !!! boy what a hangover !!!! A WMD !!!
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
gerber Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:14 am
As Maurice Chevalier once said and has since been misquoted " Thank Heaven for little nuances ".scrat wrote:Table wine in France is perfectly acceptable, I've been pleasantly surprised with many a bottle of cheap wine, a pot roast chicken, some local champignons and a fresh lump of bread!
Heaven!
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Re: Rosé banned for the next seven months
gerber Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:32 am
And a very goodnight to you Handsome. Thank you for your lovely wishes.scrat wrote:We could not live without them,,,,good night gorgeous,,,,its great to have you back X
Horlicks waiting
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