Dacre and Rusbridger to have slap-fight after work

wyatt1 Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:33 am

The editors of the Daily Mailand the Guardian have been goading each other for the last week, culminating in an agreement to take it outside, as long as it is not raining.
But experts said the fight will be pathetic as both men are solidly middle class.
Professor Henry Brubaker from the Institute for Studies said: “It will probably begin with an exchange of horrendously embarrassing threats.
“Dacre will quote Enoch Powell’s ‘rivers of blood’ and then Rusbridger will adapt a John Maynard-Keynes quote so that it makes him sound like he knows how to throw a punch.
“After that they will stare at each other for a full minute, grimacing like a couple of old ladies with urinary tract infections.
“Then they will rush forwards, flapping their hands while keeping their faces turned to one side and their eyes firmly shut.”
Professor Brubaker urged the public not to intervene, insisting editor fights are a part of nature.
He added: “It will probably end when Rusbridger’s glasses fall off or Dacre hears one of the voices in his head.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/dacre-and-rusbridger-to-have-slap-fight-after-work-2013101180288

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