Islamic State offering HONEYMOON bus tours across Syria and Iraq after opening ‘marriage bureau’ for women looking to marry the jihadist of their dreams

wyatt1 Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:58 am

Extremist Islamists may well have wondered how they could possibly celebrate the happiest day of their lives - their wedding - while at the same time re-affirming their commitment to violent jihad.
Or they may not have. In any case, the gap in the market has now been filled by the Islamic State, which is offering honeymoon bus tours across its self-declared caliphate spanning Iraq and Syria.
The move into tourism comes after the group, formerly known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, opened a marriage bureau for women who want to meet the jihadi of their dreams.

The matchmaking service is operating from Al-Bab, in Syria's Aleppo province, for 'single women and widows who would like to marry IS fighters,' said the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.
According to the monitoring group, run out of Coventry, UK, residents report that women were invited to leave their details 'and IS fighters will coming knocking at the door and officially ask for marriage'.

Some of the region's most-famous attractions, particularly the famous and ancient Shi'ite shrines, will also not be available to see, having been blown up in bomb attacks by Islamic State fighters. (Whoops O dear, Rolling Eyes

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2708796/Islamic-State-offering-HONEYMOON-bus-tours-Syria-Iraq-opening-marriage-bureau-women-looking-marry-jihadist-dreams.html

Stassi the Nazi from the NaziFront Site will be taking names and addresses of the Luvvy volunteers, good riddance.

Comments:
"Pepper Sanchez, Palo Seco, Costa Rica, 39 minutes ago
Q. What does the ISIS and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet."

"Pendragon, Sydney, Australia, 23 minutes ago

Such a lovely invitation. Alas, I'll have to pass up the offer. I prefer my privates the way they are, I don't want to be part of a set of four, I don't have an obedient bone in my body, I prefer to talk to a man that has an IQ greater than that of an amoeba and I will not walk around in a full length body bag for love nor money."

Flix Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:30 pm

Blimey what a proposition, the jehadi of your dreams comes with one guarantee - at least you know he'll solve any problem you have (or you become), with a swift flick of the knife.

Tess Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:50 pm

Flix Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:00 pm

Very nice Tess.
The sad part is I bet they will be lining up to bag a jehadi, wonder how they do it - I can just see a few jehadis checking out a group photo of black pillar box (burkha clad) brides to be and one saying to his mates "don't know about you lot but I fancy the second from the left"

wyatt1 Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:50 pm

Flix wrote:Very nice Tess.
The sad part is I bet they will be lining up to bag a jehadi, wonder how they do it - I can just see a few jehadis checking out a group photo of black pillar box (burkha clad) brides to be and one saying to his mates "don't know about you lot but I fancy the second from the left"

Opening it up and finding Stassi inside, you could almost feel sorry for him. affraid

Smelly_bandit Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:23 pm

wyatt1 wrote:
Opening it up and finding Stassi inside, you could almost feel sorry for him.

Tee hee

wyatt1 Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:18 pm

Smelly_bandit wrote:

Tee hee

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Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:29 pm

wyatt1 Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:40 pm

Wonder who put in this advert : Suspect

"Said a horrid old hag, 'Look here honey
I know that Im wrinkled and funny,
but get me in bed
with a sack on my head
and Ill give you a run for your money"

Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:53 pm

wyatt1 wrote:Wonder who put in this advert :

"Said a horrid old hag, 'Look here honey
I know that Im wrinkled and funny,
but get me in bed
with a sack on my head
and Ill give you a run for your money"

Sounds like Sassy.

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