Arse

Everywhere I have looked today I am confronted by a huge  arse connected to something called a Kardashian or something,  what species of revolting alien is it and is it contagious ???

Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic, on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.

Flix wrote:Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic,  on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.

She's  made a right arse of herself there ! 

If womankind looked like that I think I would begin to look favourably on "Catty" (God help me) 

wyatt1 wrote:
She's  made a right arse of herself there ! 

If womankind looked like that I think I would begin to look favourably on "Catty" (God help me) 

 Be careful what you wish for this close to Christmas ,    

ALLAKAKA wrote:




 Be careful what you wish for this close to Christmas ,    

Oh bugger!! I forgot that    

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Flix wrote:Why do people who are famous/celebrities (beats me why the Kardashians are famous) become so irrational, abnormal and downright weird? Plastic surgery is just that, plastic,  on most of these people, they seem hell bent on destroying a perfectly good body with implants and poisons, wear the most hideous or laughable outfits and display the strangest of behaviours.

same reason why lefties are such lunatics

celebrities are surrounded by arse licking sycophants who enable and support all their hedonistic wants and desires to the degree that even the most depraved and bizarre thought processes and behavioral patterns become normal, and so they live in a fabricated reality surrounded by unrealistic expectations of what they have come to think the world should be, as a result their perspective of reality has become distorted due to being surrounded by delusional realities and the utter lack of restriction, opposing opinion or boundaries creates a one sided view on everything to such a severe degree that the idea of shaving ones eyebrows and writing "cock" acorss their foreheads will seem a good idea so long as its in the interest of self gratification

take heart in the fact that when the zombie nations rises up, the kardashians and their ilk will become very useful commodities  - to be used as bait whilst more useful people escape

What a good idea, I really couldn't thnk of anything they could be good for myself.

Flix wrote:What a good idea, I really couldn't thnk of anything they could be good for myself.

We could use it to block the Channel Tunnel if the need ever arises. 

Another good suggestion did you both grow up with the best of Blue Peter? Your ideas are so innovative.

Flix wrote:Another good suggestion did you both grow up with the best of Blue Peter? Your ideas are so innovative.

it seems that our scat is brands biggest man fan

Smelly_bandit wrote:it seems that our scat is brands biggest man fan

Chill smells my dear, you're sounding a tad jealous, it's not like I've had sex with him!

yes scat im jealous of your man crush on russel brand

good one

Smelly_bandit wrote:yes scat im jealous of your man crush on russel brand

good one

That's nothing to be ashamed of smelly my dear, Sell Brand (as our maitre D likes to call him) is becoming a bit of a thorn in the side of the establishment by challenging the artificial order of things, he's using his celebrity status to promote his ideas, which IMO are extremely pertinent and interesting and there's nothing wrong with that.

Perhaps I'm using too many big words for your tiny little mind, one must adjust to the fact that you can only grunt and shout "wog",,,,,still,,,,,,on the bright side even boot necks require someone to go point!

a thorn in the side of the establishment??

 

yeah he is a real legend.............................in his own lunchbox

do you think its coincidence that scat rhymes with twat??

Smelly_bandit wrote:a thorn in the side of the establishment??

 

yeah he is a real legend.............................in his own lunchbox

do you think its coincidence that scat rhymes with twat??

Yes smells it almost does,,,

Smelly_bandit wrote:a thorn in the side of the establishment??

 

yeah he is a real legend.............................in his own lunchbox

do you think its coincidence that scat rhymes with twat??

I would imagine that "the establishment" are rather more interested in Brand's predilection for making obscene telephone calls than in his juvenile political views, and that the agenda for the average Cabinet meeting is more likely to include the depth of Theresa May's neckline than the extent of the scruffy so-called comedian's influence on world events.

Woman complains to her husband that her tits aren't big enough and she wants them bigger.

Husband says that every day she should get a bit of toilet paper and rub it up and down the middle of them and that would make them grow.

She says "surely that won't work"

He says "well it worked for your arse didn't it!!!"

DR Kelly was thorn in the establishments side scat and he was "suicided" that's how the establishment deals with thorns in their side

Russel brand is an world class idiot that the "establishment" doesn't even know exists

i know you love this unwashed drug smoking tree hugging Muslim kissing hippy who is best known for his failed marriage to Katie perry, but lets be serious, most of the people this twat harasses wont even know who he is

they will all be in the politicians bar telling stories about how some hairy chimpanzee bothered them on their way into work

It's no coincidence he's trying to get a bit of publicity by being a bit outspoken at the moment as he has a shitty book out that nobody wants to buy.....

mattiducatti wrote:

It's no coincidence he's trying to get a bit of publicity by being a bit outspoken at the moment as he has a shitty book out that nobody wants to buy.....

booky wooky??

yeah my mate got one for a Christmas present - he despises brand as much as i do

he uses it to level his workbench in his shed

true story

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