Women on top is more dangerous

Bert Assirati Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:06 am

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.
The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.
In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.
Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.
The research concluded: "Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with 'woman on top' is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

Would anyone like to disprove this with me? No, not you Les.

eddie Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:48 pm

Not our fault men are not tough enough poke tongue

Bert Assirati Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:47 pm

For you baby, I would be. Making love to you Eds is a secret fantasy.

Abdul Abulbul Amir Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:12 pm

Patches O'houlihan wrote:
Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.
The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.
In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.
Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.
The research concluded: "Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with 'woman on top' is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

Would anyone like to disprove this with me? No, not you Les.

Then the other 50% must be down to the ' Cowboy ' position.

Ride him Broke Back.

eddie Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:18 pm

Been going through your photo albums alla?

tom sawyer Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:25 pm

eddie wrote:
Not our fault men are not tough enough

Happened to me years ago and it went all black and blue, (getting carried away and bent it lol!

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eddie Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:02 pm

tom sawyer wrote:

Happened to me years ago and it went all black and blue, (getting carried away and bent it )

Hahahahahahaha now that really made me laugh Tom lol!

gelico Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:42 pm

tom sawyer wrote:

Happened to me years ago and it went all black and blue, (getting carried away and bent it )

tom sawyer Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:53 pm

gelico wrote:

I did not find it funny at the time when I went to accident and emergency, can you have a look at this nurse, mind you it did look bigger lol!

I asked if they could get rid of the bruising and just leave the swelling.

gelico Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:56 pm

tom sawyer wrote:

I did not find it funny at the time when I went to accident and emergency, can you have a look at this nurse, mind you it did look bigger lol

hahahahha

i love your humour tom

so how long did it take to um,,get back to normal?

have you ever caught your willy in your zip?

tom sawyer Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:58 pm

gelico wrote:

hahahahha

i love your humour tom

so how long did it take to um,,get back to normal?

have you ever caught your willy in your zip?

Yes that hurts lol!

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