Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue May 26, 2015 10:00 pm

A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife

By Corey Charlton for MailOnline
Published: 09:19, 26 May 2015 | Updated: 17:30, 26 May 2015

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3097092/Islamic-preacher-warns-men-masturbate-hands-PREGNANT-look-offspring-afterlife.html#ixzz3bHS7C11p
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These numpties are thicker than you can imagine.

56kevins Wed May 27, 2015 5:36 pm

what a wanker

Lord Edmund Moletrousers Wed May 27, 2015 6:38 pm

Will my paws qualify for child allowance?

Abdul Abulbul Amir Wed May 27, 2015 9:11 pm

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:Will my paws qualify for child allowance?

Sorry NO , your just an old wanker.

Lord Edmund Moletrousers Wed May 27, 2015 9:48 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:

Sorry NO , your just an old wanker.

Only after the midnight Babestation watershed...........

Abdul Abulbul Amir Wed May 27, 2015 11:26 pm

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:

Only after the midnight Babestation watershed...........

Whats babestation ????????

nicko Thu May 28, 2015 6:20 am

Babestation" A soft porn site, one amongst many that comes on late night. you have to pay for it. [So i'm told]

Lord Edmund Moletrousers Thu May 28, 2015 9:38 am

nicko wrote:Babestation" A soft porn site, one amongst many that comes on late night. you have to pay for it. [So i'm told]

I'm not sure...I don't pay for any premium services, including Sky. it's one of a whole string of porn titles that suddenly appear on screen if you press the "channel up" button instead of the "channel down" button when negotiating the foreign news and current affairs sites in the vicinity of Al Jazeera (which I watch occasionally).

Sort of tossers' serendipity, so to speak.....

The silicone-enhanced bird who suddenly interrupted my quest for knowledge appeared to be doing something extraordinary with her mobile phone!

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Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

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Re: Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Re: Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Re: Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

Re: Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife