The Arrogance Of Authority

Major Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:37 pm

[size=32]The Arrogance of Authority...[/size]
[size=32]The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with[/size]
[size=32]An old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your
Ranch for illegally grown drugs."[/size]
[size=32]The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over
there....."as he pointed out a distant location.[/size]
[size=32]The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister,I have the[/size]
[size=32]authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his[/size]
[size=32]badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go
wherever I f*****g wish...on ANY land!! No questions asked[/size]
[size=32]or answers given!! Have I made myself clear...do you understand???"[/size]
[size=32]The rancher nodded politely,and went about his chores.[/size]
[size=32]A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up[/size]
[size=32]and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the[/size]
[size=32]rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull...[/size]
[size=32]With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer,[/size]
[size=32]and it seemed likely that the officer would be [/size]
[size=32]gruesomely gored before he reached safety.[/size]
[size=32]The man was clearly terrified.[/size]
[size=32]The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence[/size]
[size=32]and yelled at the top of his lungs....[/size]

(I just love this part....)
[size=48]"Your badge...Show him your F*****g [size=48]BADGE[/size][size=48]"[/size][/size]