Tsa Tsa Gabors Quotes
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Tsa Tsa Gabors Quotes
Here are some of Gabor’s most memorable quotes about love:
”A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”
“You can say I’m full of shit — but don’t say I’m old.”
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl’s best friend.”
“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”
"Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful."
“I’m not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.”
“It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.”
“When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”
“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”
“Sexual attraction only lasts two years, and who wants to stay with a man if you’re not sexually attracted?”
“The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.”
”A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”
“You can say I’m full of shit — but don’t say I’m old.”
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl’s best friend.”
“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”
"Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful."
“I’m not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.”
“It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.”
“When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”
“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”
“Sexual attraction only lasts two years, and who wants to stay with a man if you’re not sexually attracted?”
“The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.”
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