Farmer Decided To Go To Town

Major Sun May 07, 2017 7:46 pm

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
     THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
     THE OLD FARMER SAID,
     "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCK.
     WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
     "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
     "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
     THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER
     AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.
     THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,
     BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
     HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO
     TWO OLD WIDOWS, MILDRED AND MARGE.
     THE MOVIE STARTED
     AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.
     THE OLD FARMER
     UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO
     CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
     AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
     "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
     "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
     "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME
     IS A PERVERT."
     "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
     "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND
     HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
     "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE..
     "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."
     "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED,
     "BUT THIS ONE'S
     EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"