say it with flowers

bill stickers Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:58 pm

I walked into a florist today and said "I want a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend."

The cashier looked at me and said, "What are you after?"

I said, "Some sex."

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Guest Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:44 pm

In that case, some rope and chloroform works just as well.

Hugh Jardon Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:51 pm

bill stickers wrote:I walked into a florist today and said "I want a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend."

The cashier looked at me and said, "What are you after?"

I said, "Some sex."

This was before the kids were born....

so anyway..it's the G/f's birthday..and I send her some flowers.

i get home in the evening and she's not in the kitchen...not in the lounge, nor the dining room and not in the garden either.

i go upstairs and she's in the bedroom..lay on the bed...starkers with her legs wrapped around the back of her head.......

"what's this for?" I ask

"It's for the flowers!" she says

"Frk me...haven't you got a vase?" I respond!

bill stickers Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:35 pm

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