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Post  Flap Zappa Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:31 am

a scots chap goes to the tailor to get his wedding suit
and he tells the tailor
"I cannae decide on trews or a kilt"
the tailor asks
"what's the tartan"

the man replies
"she'll be in white"
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Post  Tess Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:46 am

A Scottish paedophile has raised a complaint with E-bay.

He claims the Wii Game Boy he received isn't what he was expecting.
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Post  Guest Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:55 am

Heard the one about the Scottish Poof. :- He preferred Pete to Heather.

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Post  Guest Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:56 am

Then there's the one about the two Scottish Poofs. Gerald Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitsgerald.

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Post  Guest Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:59 am

Then there's the one from Ayr beach about 12 Scottish poofs holding hands in a circle.. Police reports that they have successfully broken up a large dope ring.



The Scots can always take a joke against themselves.

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Post  bill stickers Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:29 pm

In a Scottish classroom, the teacher asks a student, "If you have 5
pounds, and I ask you to borrow 2, how many pounds do you have left?"
"5."


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